I was strolling along through Flirty Peter's Wood the other day, when - among the dappled sunlit beauty of it all - I had this thought - 'my life is shit, and I'm a cretin.' It took some time for me to adjust my being to the implications of this revelation. After that time, I decided to kill myself. Yes, clearly I failed, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this.
Running very fast into trees hurts, but it does not kill you.
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My live is shit and I'm a cretin.
"my life is shit and I'm a cretin"
Hilarious mate! Next time try head first.
Thank you for your wise counsel Jingoistic. I shall heed your advice, and use my head.
~ DeBunkem
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