"Aye, arm reet famished ar am. Need t'get fookin bacon n'eggs doon me neck, eck as like. Ar gotta eet mon or ars fade away, like. Nun of yor filfy southern pooofs food fa me mon! Nah, good ole British foods the stuff reet enough."(Translation*: "Yes, I am really famished I am. Need to get [some] fucking bacon and eggs down my neck, so I do. I've got to eat man or I will fade away. None of your filthy southern poofs food for me man! No, good old British food's the stuff for sure." * Translated by Sir Kenneth Nobchops of the Department of Cultural Perversity)
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