Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Tortoise & the Hare (cont.)


... why, the silly old tortoise was publically humiliated of course - lost by a country mile! Furthermore, it being quite a chilly Autumnal day he fell into hibernation on route; and because he had depleted his fat reserves in this futile enterprise, he subsequently died. Now that seems more plausible, doesn't it.
RETURN HOME

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, how horrible! I feel shattered after reading that. Poor tortoise!

Anonymous said...

Eee by gum, eez a reet t'pratt tha knaws - thinkin' ee' could goo an beat tha fookin' hare!