Sunday, November 12, 2006

DeBunkem's Tips for Shack Living - Bath Toy Tips

I know that today's young person tends to prefer the convenience of the shower, to the laid-back leisurely enjoyment of a good hot bath. Myself, I love a nice bath - mmm, bubbly bubbly. Quite often I find myself inspired to take things into my own hand and work up a bit of a lather. For quite a long while there was a serious drawback to this pursuit, however. For what is a chap to do with his issue at the conclusion of exertion. Messy business, flinging the string! Recently though, I have devised a really handy solution to this dilemna. This is how it goes:
1/ Approach your 'moment' - go on, give it some!!!
2/ Cup the man-fat in one hand (the 'seed hand')
3/ With the other, pull out the bath-plug
4/ Now, lower the tightly cupped seed hand below the water and open the hand and you will be amazed as your gene juice is sucked down the plughole.

There you are, lovely clean hands.

Try it.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unspeakable beastliness!!!

Anonymous said...

i cant be bothered...