The Land of Azerbaigum

The land of Azerbaigum is a black and white place, where everyone is permanently exhausted through walking too fast - you know, like in the old movies. It is where we Shackers go for our holidays (we have a dacha there!).

One thing they have there though is oil. And it is this that allows them to do what ever they fucking well like. When quizzed about their abyssmal human rights record, officials simply growl, "cockska" (Azerbaigumbian for 'fuck you'). A recent report by Amnesty International describes a litany of abuses, including prolonged exposure to Manilow. Referring to this venal practice, an Amnesty spokesperson said - "Along with Hucknell, exposure to Manilow is a completely inhumane practice; one which we condemn in the strongest probable terms."

Finally, in common with Iraq, Azerbaigum loves the moustache. Everyone wears them - even the menfolk.

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