In my professional opinion, right-wingers disabilities are a product of being mildly strangled by their mothers as babies. This inhibited areas of their brain such as the 'altruistic node' and the 'sense of humour' synapses, hence the fact that they now pretty much rule our country, and most of the world.
My name is Monty, and I am a three inch high Sylvanian Families weasel of immense intelligence. Over time I have taken on a life of my own; which is a good job, because my authors - Abraham DeBunkem & Dan the Man of Many Coats - are complete fools - they could never have conceived of this blog jumping concept! You see, I listened to them banging on and on about combining the best features of different blogs in one 'space', and eventually I suggested this concept whereby you are transported from Blogstream (the front-page, if you will) to Blogger (the inside story) - genius! Here behind the Weedy Shack are the punching lines that take you to a new place.
Here in the shadows of the Shack are surprises galore!
Welcome to the shadowy side of our Shack, where a gallery of characters lurk. Come lurk with I - you don't have to be signed up to this network to comment. Have your say... oh dear, just got my back-weave tangled in the bikini strap - ouch! Where was I... oh yes, come on in and create a little chaos with us, here in the shadows cast by the Weedy Shack. All the best ~ Abraham DeBunkem.
6 comments:
Ah fancy tha Thatcher bird ar does. Ar leeek ta give er one of them there facials ar wood!!!
Mingers!
It really is true that Right Wing folk's poo stinks more than normal people's!
In my professional opinion,
right-wingers disabilities are a product of being mildly strangled by their mothers as babies.
This inhibited areas of their brain such as the 'altruistic node' and the 'sense of humour' synapses, hence the fact that they now pretty much rule our country, and most of the world.
oh, and if you are bitten by someone with alternate political ability (right wingers) you should wash the wound carefully, and consult a doctor.
I was bitten by a Blairite earlier today, and I'm already developing a fear of the truth!
~ DeBunkem
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